12 months ago In response to @justinlong: A great line of truth from Cameron Crowe - delivered by my favorite actor (Philip Seymour Hoffman) who was incapable of anything but truth
12 months ago “The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool”
12 months ago I’ve decided to be MUCH less selective about the things I tweet
12 months ago Randy BrycePaul RyanDonald J. Trump
12 months ago I don’t know about you but I love the REAL Austin #real #austin #weirdAF #different! #eclecticAF!!!
12 months ago In response to @justinlong: He really balmed tonight
12 months ago Good speech, Joe Kennedy...TERRIBLE application of lip balm
12 months ago “Beautiful clean coal” #SOTU
12 months ago In response to Nick Offerman Where’s my photo credit Megan Mullally??
12 months ago #tumbledweeb...
12 months ago In response to @justinlong: 21st century ennui
12 months ago Overheard in nyc: a 20-something girl on the phone saying “ugh, I feel SO whatever”
12 months ago In response to LHS1140b Zach Coley *Empunium
12 months ago In response to Doug Benson Pokers Gonna Poke?
12 months ago In response to Bobby Hundreds That’s why you actually sell clothing.
12 months ago In response to Royston Touché, Wilson... Too. Shayyyyy!
12 months ago I’d like my tombstone to read (in very small print): “Get off me!”
12 months ago In response to Sarcasticsapien UConn Women's Hoops Not the best shirt to play brasketbrall in
12 months ago In response to Mark Bastion Patenters gonna patent