7 days ago In response to keith christmas Dunkin' Donuts nevermind
7 days ago In response to keith christmas meet me Dunkin' Donuts
7 days ago Waiting for my boyfriend to pick me up at the train station in Boston but instead he called and said I need to gain some weight!
10 days ago 之
13 days ago Where does the apostrophe go in the following sentence: In Jesus' name, Namaste.
20 days ago Does Donald J. Trump own any part of Twitter ?
20 days ago In response to Lena Dunham
20 days ago I think language peaked when we first referred to a scrotum as a coin purse.
24 days ago Nothing says Christmas like an eggnog latte in a middle school gym while watching gay volleyball
24 days ago Ess
24 days ago SHAQ
26 days ago In response to zod chill
26 days ago In response to zod un
26 days ago I have an idea
27 days ago Nothing worse than an empty public restroom
47 days ago "Where's my nutritional yeast" - OkPerson #notMYpresident
58 days ago In response to OkPerson zoe but it's your fault
2 months ago Hey CEO of my own life I miss you!